Well, kids, it's another night in The Asylum. Dr. Tarr is making his rounds. The screams are light tonight. I believe the doctor is preoccupied. You see, we're planning an expedition into the nether regions of Ohio. We are organizing an expedition to search out the Reffit Swamp Monster. Our guide is none other than Ray Basham. While conducting a phone interview with Uncle Ray the other night, we found out he has seen the creature, has even taken a shot at it with his thirty-ought-six. Hoo boy! Needless to say, this has awakened our curiosity. So we are heading to Uncle Ray's place in late July to seek out this creature, this swamp monster. We will chronicle our adventures, rest assured.
Speaking of Uncle Ray, our interview with him will be posted to our website www.tarrandfether.com soon, so keep yer eyestalks lubed.
Uncle Ray is the creator of "FREAKS: AN AMERICAN FAMILY", a nifty comic book that hearkens back to the days of underground comics and the old precode EC horror comics. He has written and drawn two issues so far. He is currently working on drawing issue 3. The most revered and awe inspiring writing team of Dr. Tarr and Professor Fether penned the issue. Yes, it will become a masterpiece of post-underground-underground comix. Hey, in the sappy words of Stan Lee, "'Nuff said!"
There is a lull in the screams. I wonder what Tarr is up to now. The new Inmates are a source of endless fascination for him right now. Heh Heh. One would think him the Inmate sometimes! Heh heh...
Ah, there they go. Hmm, that sounds like Inmate 34. What a constitution that one has! I must go and observe for a bit.
In the meat time...
LET THE OPERATION BEGIN!!
grubbyspeak of the night:
prowl contently, malice induced, add your own salt
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